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. >> do you think that there is any chance we'll see this president even say the words "carbon tax"? >> with an open mind... >> has the time finally come for real immigration reform? >> ...and a distinctly satirical point of view. >> but you mentioned "great leadership" so i want to talk about donald rumsfeld. >> (laughter). >> watch the show. >> only on current tv. you know who is coming on to me now? you know the kind of guys that do reverse mortgage commercials? those types are coming on to me all the time now. (vo) she gets the comedians laughing and the thinkers thinking. >>ok, so there's wiggle room in the ten commandments, that's what you're saying. you would rather deal with ahmadinejad than me. >>absolutely. >> and so would mitt romney. (vo) she's joy behar. >>and the best part is that current will let me say anything. what the hell were (vo) this afternoon, current tv is the place for compelling true stories. >> jack, how old are you? >> nine. >> this is what 27 tons of marijuana looks like. (vo) with award winning documentaries that take you inside the headlines, way insid
. >> do you think that there is any chance we'll see this president even say the words "carbon tax"? >> with an open mind... >> has the time finally come for real immigration reform? >> ...and a distinctly satirical point of view. >> but you mentioned "great leadership" so i want to talk about donald rumsfeld. >> (laughter). >> watch the show. >> only on current tv. you know who is coming on to me now? you know the kind of guys...
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means you're paying too much tax. i'm going to fix that. >> stephanie: baseball card in the spokes. >> rat tat tat tat, tat. >> stephanie: that's an oldy but a goody. he used to like to ride his bike so much. until he ran over the scottish policeman, one of our other favorite stories. >> broke his foot. >> stephanie: because he rides like a [ bleep ] hole, same way he governs. >> you know how awful a broken foot is. >> stephanie: right! okay. anyway, he said he's glad his paintings are confounding his critics. people are surprised. some people are surprised i can even read. yes, that's true. >> computer says yes! >> stephanie: anyway. >> sure couldn't read national security action. >> stephanie: he might have read it before he barbecued it at the ranch. >> we're out of napkins. where is that memo? >> not a lot of ranching was going on. >> stephanie: brush clearing. where do we find more brush for this idiot to clear? really? is there anymore brush? it is busy work. >> airlift some brush. drop it on the ranch. >> steph
means you're paying too much tax. i'm going to fix that. >> stephanie: baseball card in the spokes. >> rat tat tat tat, tat. >> stephanie: that's an oldy but a goody. he used to like to ride his bike so much. until he ran over the scottish policeman, one of our other favorite stories. >> broke his foot. >> stephanie: because he rides like a [ bleep ] hole, same way he governs. >> you know how awful a broken foot is. >> stephanie: right! okay. anyway, he...
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i'm a proud boston liberal and i'm glad my professionals who my taxes support are on the case. are you capitalizing on tragedy and you're an [ bleep ] that was just bostonians getting warmed up. >> in arkansas you must stand there when the terrorist is running around the neighborhood and yell get off my lawn or your my magazine ar-15 how crappy a shot do you gotta be? >> stephanie: yeah. hey, nate bell, i was sergeant in the u.s. army, hawkeye in boston liberal. didn't to hell, you ignorant douche. that's one of mine. what is needing a big gun to indicate about you? hashtag boston strong. over here, we don't need guns to grow a pair of balls. that's confirmation you're a self-serving ass wipe. that was diana. good job diana. >> oh, yeah. >> stephanie: let's finish with joe my favorite. might want to take a flight up north and try saying that in person you watered little hillbilly [ bleep ] hole. >> i would have gone with backward ass country f. >> stephanie: speak of which because you know, obviously so much news. i did not know about this brad paisley song. accidental racist.
i'm a proud boston liberal and i'm glad my professionals who my taxes support are on the case. are you capitalizing on tragedy and you're an [ bleep ] that was just bostonians getting warmed up. >> in arkansas you must stand there when the terrorist is running around the neighborhood and yell get off my lawn or your my magazine ar-15 how crappy a shot do you gotta be? >> stephanie: yeah. hey, nate bell, i was sergeant in the u.s. army, hawkeye in boston liberal. didn't to hell, you...
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. >> do you think that there is any chance we'll see this president even say the words "carbon tax"? >> with an open mind... >> has the time finally come for real immigration reform? >> ...and a distinctly satirical point of view. >> but you mentioned "great leadership" so i want to talk about donald rumsfeld. >> (laughter). >> watch the show. >> only on current tv. >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller show." welcome to it. six minutes after the hour. 1-800-steph-12 the phone number toll free from anywhere. ricin guy is on the loose. >> he's on the loose. >> stephanie: elvis impersonator has been cleared. >> he's no longer a ricin guy. >> stephanie: he's just crazy elvis guy now. there is so little conspiracies going around him. >> rice-a-roni. >> stephanie: they say he was framed it looks like. >> i was trying to tell you, i was framed. >> he says it in his southern accent. >> stephanie: now he has more time to investigate that whole elvis impersonator contest situation in tupelo, mississippi. that apparently was the big story. it was buried there. yeah. who knew? that's the pr
. >> do you think that there is any chance we'll see this president even say the words "carbon tax"? >> with an open mind... >> has the time finally come for real immigration reform? >> ...and a distinctly satirical point of view. >> but you mentioned "great leadership" so i want to talk about donald rumsfeld. >> (laughter). >> watch the show. >> only on current tv. >> stephanie: it is "the stephanie miller...